LOL this is somthin I would consider doing

[Damo]

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
tavern.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car
park
for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the
man
managed to find his car which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine
dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained
stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he
pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station this breath-analyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

[Josh]

What a top idea.

[pullbackandgo]

B-e-a- utiful!

[Eskibagh]

very good

[Colin]

legend he's the man

[eDave]

yay drink driving is fun

/sarcasm

[Josh]

yay drink driving is fun

/sarcasm

[Munchskinman]

LoL Classic.

[Nick]

LoL, falls on floor laughing

[chomp on this]

u may of heard this one below but i know someone that actually did it. >
The bloke had crashed his WB ute and got it stuck/mounted on the curb... He just sat in the car and stayed there eventually police went past and came over and smelt alcohol so straight away and tried to carry out a breathe test..

"sorry officer.. i cant do it''
the officer asked why not
''Im a severe athsmatic.. and i dont have a puffer handy''
the officer was confused and being a smart arse informed him he had to be conveyed to the hospital for a blood test..
''Sorry officer i cant do that either.. im a heamopheliac''
Well then.. the offcier said... Get out of the car...
''Sorry cant do that either sir''
The officer said whats your excuse now....
the fellas reply was.... ''Becuase im f*#king pissed''


Hehe true story....