Team MightyBoy

I might be asking for trouble with a question like this but...

Why would you throw a beer bottle at a Suzuki Hatch?

About 4:30 this morning, my flat mate was going to bed and closing the front door, just as he locked it, he heard a car go past out place, slow down and reverse back to my car which was parked out the front at which point one of the passengers threw an empty stubbie (toohey's new, obvious signs of being an idiot) at my car. It hit the windscreen wiper and bottom of the windscreen and smashed, they drove off. By this time my flat mate had unlocked the door and managed to get outside to see the car hooning off, saw the make but didn’t get the license plate. Basically no damage to my car, a few scratches in my windscreen, but very low and quite tiny.
It just left me wondering, why would you throw a beer bottle at a Suzuki Hatch?

Well, ordinarily I would say "Because everyone knows that Suzuki Hatches are good for dog kennels and nothing but.", however in this case I extend my sympathy to you because I know what it's like to love and adore a quirky car regardless of how anybody else values it and I think that this sort of vandalism is deplorable and should be punishable by sodomy with a dry, splintery broomstick.

/drunken rant

I used to drive an old saab and I was parked outside my ex-girfriends school and someone drove passed and threw ice and coke from a maccas cup in my window. It covered me in sticky shit and the ice shattered my drivers side window.

I guess we just have to face the fact that there are c*nts in this world who make us want to hurt them.

I had a hatch and I put racing stripes on it with contact for a rant, and someone at a party ripped half of them off and did other crap to it. It also got turned sideways in a car spot.

It's a car that attracts unwanted attention.
Sad to here it mate,

Dont worry mate you took it really well. Why would you throw a bottle at a lil hatch. Someone spat on my car a few weeks ago i showed the lil kunt what happens when you spit on someones mighty boy when the owner is drunk with about 20 other mates. The bloke will think twice before he wants to spit at my mighty boy again. The moral of this is Violence Solves Everything! as long as you can catch the offender

Some drunken f*ckwit smashed the window of a Commodore parked just out front of where I'm staying on the coast at the moment... Friggin' hell...