Here you go, remember always buy your rubbers at woolies
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could
you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I
may be in with chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the
young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her
legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it
lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy
is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because
my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting
me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there,
the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner
and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still
praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy
is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other
surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She
gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so
religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
